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Panel 1: (Helen and Desmond are ordering at a restaurant. They are sitting in a booth; Helen is talking to a waitress and Desmond is making gestures for two coffees)
Waitress: “I’VE GOT TWO SKILLET SCRAMBLES… A SIDE OF BACON… AND TWO COFFEES, RIGHT?”
Helen: “RIGHT.”

Panel 2: (The waitress looks curious and is pointing)
Waitress: “SO, HE’S DEAF, HUH? MY NEIGHBOR’S AUNT HAD A POT-BELLIED PIG THAT WAS DEAF BUT HE DIED.”

Panel 3: (Desmond and Helen are returning the menus to the waitress. Helen has a sarcastic look, and Desmond is making gestures)
Helen: “OH, REALLY?”
Desmond: “ON SECOND THOUGHT… SCRATCH THE BACON!”