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Panel 1: TDG’S GUIDE TO DATE NIGHT AT THE MOVIES!
FORGET THE REARVIEW CAPTION DEVICE. YOU’LL BE HOLDING A DRINK INSTEAD OF HER HAND!
(Desmond is struggling with a rearview caption device at the movie theater. He has popcorn in his laps, holding the device with one hand and his drink with the other hand. Helen is sitting next to him, with her hand open on the armrest. She looks concerned)

Panel 2: DITCH THE CAPTION GLASSES – TOO BULKY!
(Desmond is wearing caption glasses attached to a box hanging around his neck. He is trying to kiss Helen, who looks uncomfortable with the caption glasses bumping into her face making a BOINK! sound)

Panel 3: FIND A OPEN CAPTIONED MOVIE, EVEN IF IT’S 40 MILES AWAY!
(Desmond and Helen are silhouettes in the theater seats. They are snuggling each other, watching the movie scene, which is showing a man waving at a woman. They are smiling. The scene has open captions with the words: HELLO SWEETIE, I’M BACK!)